
Performance Dates:
January 13, 14, 15, 20, 21, 22, 27, 28, 29, 2023
Produced by Ken Wilkinson & Allen Wood
Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30pm / Sundays at 3:00pm
By Adam Long, Daniel Singer & Jess Winfield
Three madcap men in tights weave their wicked way through all of Shakespeare’s comedies, histories, and tragedies in one wild ride that will leave you breathless and helpless with laughter. This irreverent, fast-paced romp presents all 37 of the Bard’s plays in just 97 minutes.
Tickets Available:
Benefactors- January 3rd
Season Ticket Holders- January 4th
General Public- January 6th

Box Office: (828) 464-6128
Box Office Hours are Wednesday through Friday 10:00 am – 5:30 pm
Performance Schedule
All Friday and Saturday performances are at 7:30pm. All Sunday performances are at 3 pm.
This show will be performed in the McCreary Theatre.
*Some of our plays and musicals perform with alternative scheduling. See your show’s specific information for detailed dates and times.
Ticket Pricing
Special Offers
If you purchase 10+ tickets at the same time, then each ticket will be discounted $1.
Parking and Directions
All performances will be held at The Old Post Office Play House at 10 South Main Ave, Newton, NC 28658. There is parking around the square as well as adjacent to the theatre.
Accessibility
Advance reservations for Patron Assistance are encouraged to ensure the best possible experience.
- Wheelchair accessibility
- Wheelchair seating
Wheelchair access
All of our performance spaces and classrooms are accessible to patrons who use wheelchairs. Most restrooms and water fountains in all facilities are wheelchair accessible, and restrooms are equipped with strobe-light as well as audio alarm systems.
Service Animals
If you or someone in your party plans to attend an event with a service animal, please inform the Box Office when purchasing your tickets so that we may arrange for an aisle seat.